“Wait a minute,” I said, “you’re talking,” I pointed to Murray, “about jumping off the locomotive at the beginning of the curve and making your way to the other side of the horseshoe in time to catch the caboose, I mean waycar. Is that what you’re going to do?”
“I sure am, and I’m gonna take these guys’ money. Do you wanna make a bet too?”
Sandy piped up, “$100 is the bet. Moose and I bet he wouldn’t make it.”
This was crazy. “There’s a small river down there, and it’s overgrown with heavy brush and trees. And it’s not just straight across. You’ve got to get in and out of a valley!” That was true. To cross you had to descend into a valley and then climb back up a pretty steep hill. I continued, “It’s gotta be over a mile. You’ll be exhausted before you start climbing the hill to get back on the train. And,” I wasn’t finished, and I pointed at Sandy, “what the hell happens if he doesn’t make it? Are you gonna stop the train on Crawford Hill and wait for him?”
Sandy scratched his head. “You know, I hadn’t really thought about that. I guess we could say he fell off the train if we had to stop. I should be able to start the train again without helpers.”
“Well, Bill, are you gonna bet?” Murray insisted. “I’d put your money on me. Throw in $100 and you’ll get your hundred dollars back plus another $100.” He was cocky now.
“No, I don’t think so,” I said. “I’ll just watch. No offense, Sandy, but I do hope he makes it; we’re sure going to have a lot of explaining to do if we show up in Edgemont without him.”
Sandy just chuckled. “Hell, we’ll get him on board somehow.”

“Now listen up because I’m only going to explain this once,” the conductor lectured me as if I were still back at Christ the King Elementary. He continued, “Climb up there,” and pointed his lantern towards the ladder of the high cube boxcar, “and I’m going to kick you into the yard.
There are some cars in the track you’re going into, so make sure you slow the cars down enough to where they make a good joint. Try not to blow those propane cars up.” He cracked a slight smile when he said that. He started to walk away towards the locomotive.
“Wait! We can’t do that can we?” I said. This was a clear violation of railroad rules. Propane cars, whether loaded or empty, were not to be kicked. The conductor was trying to get me fired or killed, or both.
“Look, it’s midnight, I’m old and tired and I wanna get some chow and get to bed. I’ve been doing this for 40 years. I know what I’m doing. So just do what I tell you.” The conductor turned away again. I walked over to the ladder and began climbing as the conductor signaled the engineer by shaking his lantern over his head to speed up quickly for a kick.
The rolling bombs I was on began moving rapidly. The conductor pulled the lever to disconnect my cut of cars and we began rolling down the hill, towards the yard, building up speed. I climbed to the top of the boxcar, stuck my left arm through the top rung to hang on to the wildly weaving boxcar, and used my right arm to shine my lantern ahead past the six propane cars.
I passed the rear brakeman standing by the yard track switch, and he directed my cut of cars into a yard track. There were cars to the left and cars to the right of me on adjoining tracks. There wasn’t much room between the cars, maybe 6 feet. I decided to slow my little train down even though I couldn’t see the cars ahead we were supposed to connect to.
I began turning the brake wheel clockwise and it made a “tat tat tat” sound as it spun round and round. Nothing happened. I wasn’t slowing down. I continued turning the wheel, beginning to get frantic. It was obvious now that the hand brake was either disconnected or worn-out. I could now see the cars we were supposed to tie into. They were coming up fast. I started shimmying down the icy ladder as fast as I could and jumped without looking, right before the cars hit.
“KA BOOOOOOM!”